EXCUSES


Here are some excuses for those who don't wish to enlist:



 - cut off a foot or two
- loose an eye
- fall over a lot
- claim your alergic to lead
- claim your alergic to authority
- claim your alergic to nuclear waste
- "accidently" shoot friendly personel in a drill...repeatedly if necessary
- eject from a plane for no appearent reason
- drive a tank around in reverse only
- run a battle ship aground...repeatedly if necessary
- ask your commanding officer to tell the leprichauns to go away
- ask your commanding officer "whats this?"(pointing to safty on gun) while pointing it at him/her
- ask your commanding officer when he/she had his/her sex change
- constantly play with matches around the ammunition





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